Museum currently exhibits 3161 unique bags.
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OK, Bag Monster is a moronic name, but Monster has become a catch-all phrase for "Hey, this will help you do something" This section will help you find the bags you're looking for (like you're really looking for them). Leaving everything blank will retrieve a list of all bags, however that may cause the page to load slowly.
The main part of this bag makes san look like a mismatched HTML tag. Also, San looks like it was printed with a bad dot matrix printer missing a scan line.
Santa's Simple RulesDon't Fuck w/the policeDon't Fuck w/kidsDon't Fuck w/store securityDon't Fuck w/SantaSincerely Santa
Extra! Real live librarian, Janet Poff says, "The 'hoof' is actually a very stylized prow of a Viking longship". Librarians rule!!!
I don't know if it's a real movie or not. It may just be the artwork for a fictional movie. Who can tell? The bag came filled with rubber vomit, a very nice touch. I find the bag to be one of the more interesting artifacts in this museum.
Also, be sure to check out the bottom of the bag. They spared no expense in making this artistic.